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ACERCA DE FRENOS.....

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ACERCA DE FRENOS.....

Notapor alejandro zapata » Sab Jun 21, 2014 12:02 pm

........los land rover frenan??? pues,es algo que los cazadores de mitos deberian poner en evidencia,igual de esta cualidad han surgido innumerables frase,chistes chascarrillos et..aqui unos de ellos

1.los frenos de los land rover son ABS.....A .B. eSes frenan......

2.los land rover tienen 4 tipos de freno: el normal,el motor,la emergencia y ...el barranco....

3.los frenos de los land rover si cogen....cogen al primero que se les atraviese ..........

4.....decir que el land rover no frena..eso es como decir que el agua moja.......

5...no es que no frene..se toma su tiempo para reconocer el terreno donde va aparar.....

6.tiene mas freno un land rover ..que un polvo.......

7.los frenos en un land rover es un sistema de 4 tiempos...tres bombeadas..un madrazo....

8.para frenar un land rover es basico tres cosas: bombear...bombear.......bombear..

9.el land rover SI FRENA............pero 10 metros despues de donde uno elige que se detenga.....

10.los land roveres de ingenieros siempre frenan donde deben.....por que estos profesionales tienen mejor entrenado el ojo para calcular la distancia de frenado que se da dividiendo el numero de bombazos entre la velocidad del vehiculo multiplicado por el peso de este....

:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
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Re: ACERCA DE FRENOS.....

Notapor JuanJo » Mar Jun 24, 2014 8:06 pm

:shock: Jejejeje me hiciste acordar de una vez hace mucho tiempo, que lo "frene" contra un poste da la luz. Afortunadamente no lo tumbe
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Re: ACERCA DE FRENOS.....

Notapor IZUSU ROVER » Mié Jul 02, 2014 9:25 pm

Los frenos son como la gaseosa hay que usarlos cuando estan buenos por qque despues se pasan
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